{"id":71,"date":"2008-06-22T00:00:11","date_gmt":"2008-06-22T04:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.spacewesterns.com\/?p=71"},"modified":"2022-12-14T14:00:09","modified_gmt":"2022-12-14T19:00:09","slug":"a-man-called-mister-brown-the-graves-speak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spacewesterns.com\/articles\/a-man-called-mister-brown-the-graves-speak\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man Called Mister Brown: The Graves Speak"},"content":{"rendered":"
V<\/strong><\/span>aino \u201cGreen\u201d Fingers had run to a vehicle when the lake collapsed, and the wrecked machine took the impact of a falling block \u2014 saving him from certain death.<\/p>\n Shaking, Green came up from the crevice underneath the block, blinked at the night sky, and muttered: \u201cI believe in you, great and unfathomable Constant. I\u2019m sorry I every doubted in you.\u201d<\/p>\n And then he saw the hole in the floor. He made his way over crushed and slippery ice to the opening, and climbed down the rope that Mister Brown had tied to the edge.<\/p>\n The two men faced each other, on the floor of the crypt.<\/p>\n \u201cSeems you got it wrong, Green.\u201d<\/p>\n Green threw up his hands. \u201cOkay, so I thought he meant a graveyard<\/em> when he said \u2018burial site!<\/em>\u2019 But we found it anyway. We make a great team, eh, Brownie?\u201d He lit a suit lamp, and let the beam glide across the gravestones.<\/p>\n \u201cOne, two, four, six, eight…\u201d He counted to forty-three graves. \u201cThat can\u2019t be. The old man told me they were no more than fifteen, sixteen people who stole the shipment.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cPerhaps a lot of witnesses also got buried here.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s a trick,\u201d Green said, frustrated and tired. \u201cNow tell me, Brownie! What\u2019s the name on the marker?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWait.\u201d Brown kneeled down and brushed crushed ice off one gravestone. The name appeared to be engraved on a pressure switch. He carefully pushed the switch, and a humming noise came from the floor. Brown stepped back.<\/p>\n From a slit in the gravestone, a pale hologram appeared as a sheet of light in the air. The figure of a man, dressed in an old-fashioned uniform, stood in the light and saluted them. A hidden speaker in the stone produced a voice, badly synchronized with the hologram\u2019s moving lips:<\/p>\n \u201cChong Li-Wei, Field Operative, Agency for Terran Affairs!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n It was the name on the grave: Chong Li-Wei \u2014 an Old Terran, by the look of the hologram. Once he had uttered his name, the projected figure stood rigidly to attention \u2014 as if waiting for his next orders.<\/p>\n Astonished, Brown pushed his foot down on another gravestone. It, too, projected a speaking hologram \u2014 another man in an outmoded uniform, saluting them:<\/p>\n \u201cMiles Simmons, Captain, Earth Fleet!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n Green followed suit and stepped on other graves, with increasing excitement and terror. Grave after grave lit up and spoke in its own distinct voice:<\/p>\n \u201cEliza Milone, Captain, Earth Fleet!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cAkhmed Batra, Field Operative, Agency for Terran Affairs!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cTimothy England, Private, Martian Security Forces!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBarry Francer, Private, Martian Security Forces!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBjorn Chavez, Colonel, Earth Fleet!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cTuesday Germanier, Colonel, Martian Security Forces!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n Finally all forty-three holograms stood to attention, row upon row of simulated ghosts, waiting.<\/p>\n \u201cWell?\u201d Green stood in a tense fight-or-flight posture, his gaze flicking from the ghosts to Brown, who was still walking among the ghosts, searching the inscriptions.<\/p>\n \u201cShe\u2019s not here. She didn\u2019t die.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWho?\u201d<\/p>\n Brown went around the edge of the burial site, kicked away chunks of ice and slush, and uncovered a blank gravestone. He pressed down the blank switch with his foot, and its hologram slit lit up. But the sheet of light was empty.<\/p>\n \u201cIs that it?\u201d Green asked, coming up behind Brown. \u201cJust open it!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNo. Look at this elaborate setup… the whole site could be booby-trapped.\u201d Brown was sweating underneath his transparent mask. \u201cOne ton of weapons-grade plutonium under our feet, and you want to risk setting it off?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cCareful, my friend,\u201d whispered Green, and backed a step. \u201cDon\u2019t destroy my fortune!\u201d<\/p>\n Brown stood before the blank hologram sheet, thinking, when he heard Hitt\u2019s voice. He lowered his gun but did not drop it.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat are you waiting for?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n \u201cI know the name.\u201d He did not turn around. \u201cAnd I know why it has<\/em> to be that name. But I don\u2019t know how to use it. Only she must know how.\u201d<\/p>\n Ms. Hitt came walking toward the grave, her weapon-arm ready. And Brown made a quick decision.<\/p>\n He removed the face mask to make sure the words wouldn\u2019t be garbled, and placed his lips directly into the hologram beam.<\/p>\n \u201cKatrina Mendez, Field Operative, Agency for Terran Affairs.\u201d<\/p>\n Hitt\u2019s eyes widened, and the irises turned red. \u201cThe bitch knew… she knew all along!\u201d<\/p>\n The simulated ghosts flickered and disappeared. The nameless grave slid open and revealed a pit. From the pit rose a square black container, similar to a coffin but twice as big, on an elevator platform.<\/p>\n The elevator stopped on the ground and the container stood there, unlabeled, silent.<\/p>\n Green wanted to hug and kiss it; when he rushed forward to express his affection, Hitt fired a shot in the air.<\/p>\n \u201cStand back!\u201d she said urgently. \u201cNobody touches it.\u201d She raised her free hand to her lips and spoke into the palm. \u201cI found it. My crew is down. Send someone to haul it up from here. Are you there?\u201d<\/p>\n An expression of fear came over Hitt\u2019s face, and her irises turned silver. She turned around, ran for the rope, and climbed up faster than any Old Flesh human could.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat was that all about?\u201d Green asked.<\/p>\n Brown smiled. \u201cSomeone must\u2019ve seen my flare.\u201d<\/p>\n Green ran for the container, and tried to push it. He groaned and grunted, his faced darkened, and the container refused to budge. \u201cHelp me move it, Brown! We gotta get it out of here before it\u2019s too late!\u201d<\/p>\n But Brownie was already walking away toward the rope, to climb up and leave.<\/p>\n \u201cBrowniiie!<\/em>\u201d Green pressed his face and body against the black container, but couldn\u2019t move it at all. Even in the Martian gravity, it was heavy.<\/p>\n \u201cBrownie, my friend! Don\u2019t you want to get rich?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou can have my share. One ton of plutonium pellets encased in lead. All yours. Have fun.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cAnd how am I going to get it out of here, you bastard?\u201d<\/p>\n He gave Green a smile. \u201cI\u2019ll leave that question to the philosopher.\u201d<\/p>\n As the Terran climbed up from the crypt, a furious NeoMartian yelled after him: \u201cYou know what you are, Brownie? You know what you are? Your mother had horns! You<\/em>\u2019re a stinking no-good SON OF A GOOOOAT!!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n A<\/strong><\/span>t the first hour of dawn, when the ATAF and MSF forces had surrounded Lake Carter, the airships and the Babykiller<\/em> had already taken off. The ATAF crewleader sent a report to the Director.<\/p>\n \u201cMs. Mendez… there are dead Mini-Men all over the place… but all the plutonium is here, and we\u2019ve secured it for transport to Fleet HQ. And we found a screaming Greenie who\u2019s threatening to kill someone named \u2018Brown\u2019 or \u2018Brownie.\u2019 He got a bit violent, so we sedated him and took him in for questioning. But the warship Ms. Hitt stole is gone. Traffic Control says it was headed for Earth before it went into cloaking mode. Shall we alert the Fleet?\u201d<\/p>\n Minutes later, the report arrived to Katrina Mendez\u2019 office.<\/p>\n She let out a sigh of relief, and sent a reply to Mars: \u201cDon\u2019t worry about the ship. It\u2019ll turn up.\u201d<\/p>\n And she dictated a message to Brown\u2019s secret address: \u201cMy dear Mr. Brown, I\u2019m prospecting for a new husband. My last rejuvenation is now complete, and I\u2019m eager to resume my private life. I\u2019ll offer you a dowry you cannot refuse.<\/p>\n \u201cOf course, it\u2019s negotiable how many years this proposed marriage should last…\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The conclusion of the 8 part A Man Called Mister Brown<\/em> serial by A.R. Yngve where Vaino “Green” Fingers, Mister Brown, and Ms. Hitt discover the secret of the missing plutonium. — ed, N.E. 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